Overdue Fees!!!!

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
April 22, 2010

New York City’s oldest library has issued a ledger of overdue fees. On that ledger is our first president, George Washington.  If President Washington were alive today, he would have some hefty overdue fines. It appears that he checked out two books. One of the books was “Law of Nations” and the... Read more »

What Happens in the Trailer Park Doesn’t Always Stay in the Trailer Park

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
April 15, 2010

So, what happens when you use alcohol to clean your bong and you accidentally spill the alcohol in the floor? Well, you typically go to light your bong to burn the excess alcohol out and then watch the fire trail that runs to the carpet and then quickly up the curtains. A 30-year-old New Mexico man,... Read more »

Elmo the Drug Smuggler!!!

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
April 9, 2010

Ronald Washington, a 33 year old from Uniontown Pennsylvania, is sitting in jail today on a $100,000 bond. His son, who was in kindergarten, took his marijuana stash to school in his Elmo backpack.  Washington called his son’s school and asked if his son had arrived yet. When he was told his son had... Read more »

Chexting

By: Brandon Coble
April 6, 2010

Tiger Woods introduced us to it, and Jesse James is also guilty as charged for being involved in today’s chexting era. It’s a cross between sexting and texting, and it has gotten both stars into a heap of trouble. Chexting has placed both Woods and James in scandals that have ruined their images... Read more »

Put the Money in the Bag, We Will Be There in 5

By: Brandon Coble
March 31, 2010

We start out with a story about two idiots that decided to rob a bank. The first idiot said he would drive the car. The second, who I guess is lazy, decided to call ahead and tell the bank to hurry up and bag up all the money because they were on their way to rob them. Police arrested 27-year-old Albert... Read more »

For Sale: Stolen Merchandise

By: Brandon Coble
March 22, 2010

News coming your way today from Kennewick, Washington, where a 17-year old burglar shows us just how stupid some people really are. This 17-year-old kid broke into Bella Office Furniture and then hung out on the property for roughly 5 hours. While enjoy his breaking and entering, he decided to hop on... Read more »

That’s Not the Bugs Bunny I Remembered!!!!

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
March 18, 2010

Children in North Carolina are confused today. They are trying to figure out why someone would change the image of Bugs Bunny into a pink bunny. Even more so, they are curious as to why grown women were in compromised positions and saying things that they cannot understand. The children are asking these... Read more »

Well, This Doesn’t Smell Like Gas!!!

Brandon L Coble, Writer
March 4, 2010

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home recently, he got much more than he had bargained for. Police caught a man next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline. However, he had plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. I wonder if he figured out why it did... Read more »

I Guess He Showed Them!!!

Brandon Coble, Writer
February 26, 2010

An Ohio man bulldozed his $350,000 home to keep a bank from foreclosing on it. Terry Hoskins was tired of dealing with the bank and the IRS. The IRS had placed liens on his carpet store and commercial property and the bank claimed his house as collateral. Hoskins owed $160,000 on the house.  After hiring... Read more »

Talk About Sticking The Landing!!!

By: Brandon Coble
February 23, 2010

Take a moment with me here to breathe in slowly. As you exhale, clear your mind as we now envision the Olympics many years down the road.  It is here we find men all gathered around their television sets watching with dedication as they support their nation is this years newest Olympic event. As you... Read more »