Where’s Waldo?

Brandon L Coble, Editor
October 29, 2010

Chances are when you were a child, you probably fumbled through the pages of a “Where’s Waldo” book. Well now the FBI is claiming that they have found him. Or at least they have found the “Where’s Waldo Bandit”, a criminal who earned his nickname for his resemblance to the rugby-stripped... Read more »

Really Johnny?

Brandon L Coble, Editor
September 30, 2010

Today we will head to Royal Oak, Michigan where a man is in trouble. Once again, we shall refer to this man as Johnny. Johnny was upset last week when he decided to head down to the police department to file a police report on “an undisclosed matter.” We guess that once Johnny arrived at the police... Read more »

Come On Johnny!!!!

Brandon L Coble, Editor
September 9, 2010

Today we have a great story coming your way from Helena Montana. A 16-year old kid made the ultimate mistake this week trying to score some marijuana for himself and his buddies. The 16-year old who, just for fun we will call Johnny, decided to text someone and ask “Hey Dawg, do you have a $20... Read more »

#1 Stunner!!!!!

Brandon L Coble, Writer
August 31, 2010

Down, Ready, Shock It was not your normal routine police call, however it was memorable. Officers arrived to a house in Corvallis, Oregon after receiving a call that there was an intruder. Upon their arrival, they found 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Montana intoxicated and belligerent. Thomas... Read more »

Overdue Fees!!!!

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
April 22, 2010

New York City’s oldest library has issued a ledger of overdue fees. On that ledger is our first president, George Washington.  If President Washington were alive today, he would have some hefty overdue fines. It appears that he checked out two books. One of the books was “Law of Nations” and the... Read more »

What Happens in the Trailer Park Doesn’t Always Stay in the Trailer Park

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
April 15, 2010

So, what happens when you use alcohol to clean your bong and you accidentally spill the alcohol in the floor? Well, you typically go to light your bong to burn the excess alcohol out and then watch the fire trail that runs to the carpet and then quickly up the curtains. A 30-year-old New Mexico man,... Read more »

Elmo the Drug Smuggler!!!

By: Brandon Coble, Writer
April 9, 2010

Ronald Washington, a 33 year old from Uniontown Pennsylvania, is sitting in jail today on a $100,000 bond. His son, who was in kindergarten, took his marijuana stash to school in his Elmo backpack.  Washington called his son’s school and asked if his son had arrived yet. When he was told his son had... Read more »

Chexting

By: Brandon Coble
April 6, 2010

Tiger Woods introduced us to it, and Jesse James is also guilty as charged for being involved in today’s chexting era. It’s a cross between sexting and texting, and it has gotten both stars into a heap of trouble. Chexting has placed both Woods and James in scandals that have ruined their images... Read more »

Put the Money in the Bag, We Will Be There in 5

By: Brandon Coble
March 31, 2010

We start out with a story about two idiots that decided to rob a bank. The first idiot said he would drive the car. The second, who I guess is lazy, decided to call ahead and tell the bank to hurry up and bag up all the money because they were on their way to rob them. Police arrested 27-year-old Albert... Read more »

For Sale: Stolen Merchandise

By: Brandon Coble
March 22, 2010

News coming your way today from Kennewick, Washington, where a 17-year old burglar shows us just how stupid some people really are. This 17-year-old kid broke into Bella Office Furniture and then hung out on the property for roughly 5 hours. While enjoy his breaking and entering, he decided to hop on... Read more »